The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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