ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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