Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
wow bdsm is so cute
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