quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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