my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I need to sanitize my soul.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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