Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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