I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
