The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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