That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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