Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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