My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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