Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
