Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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