Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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