Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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