IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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