I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
