But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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