she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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