Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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