she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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