is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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