This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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