I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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