But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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