Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
