I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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