So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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