Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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