I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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