Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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