At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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