So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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