have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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