Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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