just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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