R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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