Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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