ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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