so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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