hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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