PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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