hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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