How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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