i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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