It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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