you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just had sex on a roof
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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