You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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