some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
We got so high we made milksteak
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I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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