I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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