I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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