Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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