:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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