does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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