Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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