I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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