Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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