BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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