I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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