Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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