problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I did not marry a roomba.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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