I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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