Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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