Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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