Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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